FUNNY POEMS

What better way to begin the morning than with a smile and a laugh? Besides feeling great and being healthy, it starts the day on the right foot. Reading or sharing funny good morning messages is a terrific way to bring a smile to your day or to the people you love and care about.  Is there someone you know who could use a laugh? If so, share these with them! These funny good morning messages for friends and family are guaranteed to brighten their day. Do a good deed, find the perfect funny good morning message and send them a laugh! 

• The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
• • Why is it that when my alarm goes off at 6 am and I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it’s suddenly 7:30. And when it’s 1:30 pm at the office and I close my eyes for 5 minutes, it’s only 1:31?
  • I don’t like the morning, because it starts when I’m still asleep.
  • Morning paradox – it takes forever to fall asleep and only a second to fall asleep in the morning.
  • There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
  • I believe there should be a better way to start each day, instead of waking up every morning.
  • My bed and I have a special relationship, we’re perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
  • Its easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6 AM.
  • Sometimes people want to have full conversation really early in the morning and its okay to kill those people.
  • There are 2 kinds of people in this world: 1) morning people 2) people who want to shoot morning people.

  

  Funny Good Morning Quotes:

  Here are some funny good morning quotes for him or her.

  • “Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says ‘Good joke’. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.” — Gehenna Toss
  • “I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.” — Winston Churchill
  • “Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.” — William Feather
  • “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.” — Groucho Marx
  • “When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’” — Steven Wright
  • “This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.” — Rodney Dangerfield
  • “I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
  • “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Frank Sinatra